Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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