doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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