Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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