i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Everything about him screamed your future.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
