This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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