SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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