your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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