As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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