wakey wakey hands off snakey
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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