You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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