Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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