I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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