my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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