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There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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