Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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