I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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