She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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