Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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