ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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