Where did you get a picture of my penis
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
