I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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