Cold hands, warm shart.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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