Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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