Sry I called you an 8
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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