Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
