Buhtt sex?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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