i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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