Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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