Kiss
Puke
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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