yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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