before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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