How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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