I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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