he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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