I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize