so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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