Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
