How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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