ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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