I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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