SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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