i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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