the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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