oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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