i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
