maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you inspire me to be a worse person
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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