She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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