GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Randomize