Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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