used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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