i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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