i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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