Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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