I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
they're like a gay fantastic four
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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